This only took me all day to do. And also, I'm not spellchecking it.

Okay, I hate to even preface this with an apology, because it seems like everything I post or share is done this way (did I just actually apologize for apologizing?!), but I'm not overly impressed with the content of these questions. I had hoped to find something with halfway thought-provoking material, but when the majority of my search was on myspace, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Anyway....everyone can just use mine and delete the answers and type in your own. (Aren't you glad I'm giving you instructions like this is a new and difficult process for us all?)

State a fact about the person you like?

He can suck on his own toes. (But I'm totally not telling you who I'm referring to, so now you're all left to contemplate the flexibility of all of the guys in my life.)

What happened at 11:00 am today?
Get back to me in 38 minutes. Or call Dill Mogolov if you can't wait that long. (Krystal: Dill Mogolov is an alleged mind reader who Breona accidentally booked a show for at the coffee shop. He was also the topic of our writing prompt on Tuesday evening.)


What are you excited for?
I *was* excited for Heather's (my future sister-in-law) bachelorette party tomorrow night. But then I found out that the one time I assumed my parents could babysit they actually have plans on a weekend. So now instead of actually doing my hair and looking halfway cute and enjoying adult beverages with a group of women, I'll be feeding, bathing, and playing with my baby and then watching TV before falling asleep on the couch after I put him to sleep. I guess that's what you sign up for when you go and get yourself pregnant, huh?

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Not that I'm aware of. But my underwear was inspected by #26. I know this because she (I PRAY that it was a she) placed her sticker on the crotch of my new undies. That's weird, right?

What is the last thing someone bought you?

Erik bought me lunch on Wednesday. It was his turn to pay. (Although technically Brian picked up some deodorant for me two nights ago. That just seemed like a less cool answer.)

When was the last time you saw your mom?
About twenty minutes ago. (I'm so disappointed with myself for not being able to come up with something funny to a question with the phrase "your mom" in it.)

Name someone whose name starts with the letter "A".

Ricky. The "a" is silent. And invisible.

Do plan on moving in the next year?
Nope. I really like our house, and I have high hopes to someday decorate it and actually make it look like we live there.


What is your current problem?
Probably that I can't seem to get this blog posted. I started typing this about 10:00 this morning, and it's currently 1:38. Also, I can't seem to motivate myself to do the dozen or so things that I *should* be doing at the coffee shop instead of this. :)


Who was the last person to lay in your bed besides you?
Brian and Brutus. I'm not sure who was the last one out of bed this morning, but my money is on Brutus. That dog does NOT like mornings.


Who was the last person you saw?
Caroline, Ryan, and Charlie. They're regular customers, and to be quite honest, I've come to find all three of them extremely endearing. (Plus Ryan is letting me pick a winner out of a writing contest that he's giving one of his summer classes. The prompt is going to be a picture of the mural in the coffee shop, so he thought it was fitting that I judge the assignment. Please note: I can ALWAYS be bribed in this fashion.)


Who was the last person to freak you out?

I'm bored with these types of questions. But in order to play along, I'll say that it was the kid who comes in to use the internet but feels no need to buy anything. I'd say he annoys me more than freaks me out, but the general consensus is that he's slightly creepy, so he seems like a good answer to this question.

Something you say when your mad ?

Mother f-er. And if I'm REALLY mad, I say the actual "f" word. Shocking, yeah?


Have you cried today at all?
Cried? No. Complained, felt sorry for myself, and just in general lazed around? Yes.


Are you ticklish?
Like you wouldn't believe.


Are you happy right now?
In the grand scheme of things, yes. I actually have never been happier (which is a terrifying place for a pessimist to be). But in this moment, right now? I'm kind of stressed and tired.


Have you made a mistake this past week?
I forgot to pay my employees. That seems like a pretty big mistake. (Seriously, how have I held this business together for four years? It's a complete mystery, isn't it?)


Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
I would be extremely shocked if there were another Kara Ohorilko in this world. But I do know several Karas .



When was the last time you really laughed?
Two nights ago at the dinner table when Max was flapping his arms like a crazy, birdlike creature. Brian and I both could barely breathe we were laughing so hard. It was actually probably some type of Hallmark moment. Or maybe a slightly weird Hallmark moment. Either way, I liked it.


Did you have a nap today?
Ha! Naps, unfortunately area thing of the distant past. I greatly look forward to the day when I can take naps again. (Does that make me slightly pathetic?)


Do you have any regrets?
I don't do the regret thing. I never have. You try to reflect on your decisions, good and bad, and then you just hope that you remember that reflection in the future when similar stuff comes up. That's life according to Kara.


Do you use an alarm clock?
I set my radio alarm for 5:12 and hit sleep 4 times every day. Brian's cell phone alarm starts going off around 5:30, and then I reset the radio alarm for 6:15. We need all the help we can get waking up at our house.


Do you work?
I have trouble calling something that I love so much (overall, not on a moment-by-moment basis) work. But yeah, judging by how tired at the end of every day, I work.

Do you have a tan?
White is the new black, haven't you heard? Uhhhh....that just doesn't sound right, but I'm still going with it.

Who was the last person to disappoint you?
My mom. It's not her fault, but I really would have liked it if she wasn't going out of town tomorrow night.



What were you doing at 5 this morning?
Telling myself that I could hold it in and go to the bathroom in 40-ish minutes. I HATE getting up any earlier than I'm supposed to.